| Tumblr: | Don't cha wish your users were hot like mine. |
| Tumblr: | Don't cha wish your users were always online. |
| Tumblr: | DON'T CHA |
| Facebook: | Stop. This isn't funny anymore. |
| Tumblr: | DON'T CHA |
| friend: | hey, i miss you. We never talk anymore:( |
| me: | BECAUSE YOU NEVER MESSAGE BACK OMFG, AND YOU NEVER MESSAGE ME EVER. |
| *2 days later* | |
| friend: | oh sorry, |
| me: | lol 2 days later, yeah you really miss me. |
| other people's followers: | you're so pretty! |
| other people's followers: | date me? |
| other people's followers: | hello |
| other people's followers: | your blog is flawless! |
| other people's followers: | I love you! |
| other people's followers: | how was your day? |
| other people's followers: | you're awesome! |
| other people's followers: | dude you make me fart rainbows and bleed glitter! |
| my followers: |
After you die, it is believed that you have 7 minutes of brain activity left inside you, and in the 7 minutes you experience your entire life over, in a kind of dream… Because in a dream time is stretched.
So if this is the case, what if right now you’re in that 7 minutes. How do you know if you’re alive or just reliving old memories.
(via galaxy-dr3ams)
